Hello traveler.
Congratulations on finding the hf89.timeportal_v2.3. How long did you sit on that last page clicking around? Eh, who cares, it doesn't matter. You made the effort, so you might as well stick around.
Do you remember nineteen eighty nine? I don't, I had just been born—but from the stories I've been told, it was a different time. A time when dating apps were unlimited breadsticks and salad bowls at the local Olive Garden. When you couldn't become an annoying-ass-Mr.-Know-It-All from a quick Google search or AI bot. You actually had to read books. Like renting these things from the library, turning pages, using your eyeballs. Ancient crazy shit. A time when the World Wide Web had just been created, or written, or however the nerd made it. (I don't know, Google it smart ass.) Gas was topped off at $0.97 per gallon and Bette Midler serenaded the masses with "Wind Beneath My Wings". Still a ballad. oh, and Joker's pistol was a ridiculous three feet long. He was definitely happy to see you.
In honor of this wondrous year, Hello From 89 was, quite literally born—the product of a wondering mind and collection of creative and innovative brands. That's that. And since you've spent God only knows how long aimlessly clicking around a seemingly empty homepage and reading this less-than-tantalizing anecdote, I'll bless you with another treasure hunt.
Good luck and see you in 2089.
Jake
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